fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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