Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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