That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
