so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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