i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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