i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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