I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
