How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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