Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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