Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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