Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Fuck appropriateness.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
