hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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