3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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