we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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