look no pants
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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