Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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