Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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