how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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