Little spoons don't ask big questions
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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