Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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