He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
A+ Viking dick
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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