Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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