called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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