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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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