I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
