that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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