Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Your penis caused this!
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