Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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