I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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