You work out of a Hotel?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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