this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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