I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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