you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
so much tequila, so little girl.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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