hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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