i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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