On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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