its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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