the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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