i barfeds in our rink
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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