i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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