Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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