Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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