You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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