talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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