happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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