Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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