it's like iHOP with fire
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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