At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize