OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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