I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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