i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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