this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
