What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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