Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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