I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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