At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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