I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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